avislumos:

im not saying im married to david tennant im just saying have you ever seen david tennant and i in the same room?

no, because im not married to david tennant.

avislumos:

oh I’m one follower away from my next goal

it sure would take me completely by surprise if someone were to promo me

I don’t want to delete it, I want to give it to someone who needs it like when I have two burgers and a homeless man has none so I give him one of my burgers and it makes his life better idk?? but someone has already asked for it so there we go. I’m sharing my burgers.

avislumos:

OKAY HEY DOES ANYONE WANT A FREE BLOG WITH 300+ FOLLOWERS I NEVER USE IT AND WE CAN CHANGE THE EMAIL AND PASSWORD AND EVERYTHING AND IT’LL BE YOURS TO KEEP BUT SERIOUSLY I DON’T WANT IT SOMEBODY TAKE IT OKAY MESSAGE ME

I will literally pay somebody to take this blog seriously like over 300 followers and I just know that’s not a lot but this blog is like a wart I can’t get rid of and I never get on it anymore seriously somebody message me saying they want this account because Ijustacant’sihf

FOLLOWERS PLEASE READ, I LOVE YOU

so here’s the thing. this account got hacked a while back and like changed everything and I couldn’t remember the password to the email I made it on so I couldn’t change it so I made a new tumblr which has become more successful than this one so when I finally changed the password on this one I was like “ehh, why go back? I’ve got more followers on the other one so” but yeah I got back on this one because I really don’t want it anymore but I love like half of the blogs I follow on here and so I’m going to follow all of my precious babies on my new account which is exactly like this one only everyone found out I was friends with the Sprouse twins and now I’m liked so follow me for Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock, LOTR, Star Trek, Hunger Games, everything else I love in life and yeah. If we’ve been mutually following each other on here forever then please follow me on avislumos so I can follow you back. I follow back pretty much everyone except for that one Disney Channel porn blog that follows me and makes me uncomfortable. I’m also really good about answering asks on there and I have like five asks in this ask box right now that I’ll probably never answer so as you can tell I’m mysterious and that’s sexy, right? 

Another thing, after I’m done like cleaning out this blog or whatever I was thinking about just giving it away. I don’t know if I’ll save the url or not, but it has like 300+ followers, which isn’t much but hey wouldn’t it be hilarious if I gave it to someone and they made it a porn blog so all of this porn is going out to 300+ whovians and potterheads like omg it’d be a great laugh until your mum walks up behind you and then you hate me for life so if anyone has read this far into my announcement then send me a message saying you want the blog and I can change the pass to whatever you want or like idk can I change the email because that’d be easier for you??? we’ll discuss later. if no one claims it like tonight then I’ll make an announcement on my 1,000+ Disney blog and then a random 11 year old girl will have it and you’ll all get weird boy band posts and ask yourself “where did i go wrong”

seriously though I’d rather one of you guys take it so it’ll stay with the Doctor Who/Harry Potter/Etc family and I appreciate you guys. even if you already have like 20k followers and you just want it for shits and giggles, please take it.

okay so to wrap this up:

follow avislumos

message me if you want this blog (with only 300+ followers)

uhmmm and have a good life??? yeah???

live long and prosper

-Allison

avislumos:

i want to use this gif always

always

avislumos:

I’m kind of like Rafiki. I say some crazy shit and things don’t make sense but you’re all gonna be thanking me when you see your dead father up in the clouds or some shit.

avislumos:

photoshoppedreality:

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

meat tentacle

avislumos:

ya I’m a true Kili and Fili fan so back off these sexy motherfuckers are mine